Our Word is Our Bond!

We prefer the plain English method of communicating, so here it is :

We promise not to spam you.

We promise to treat private data in a confidential manner.

We promise not to provide your information to third parties.

We promise to do everything in our power to keep your information secure.

We promise to collect as little private information as possible to do our job well.

Are these promises any less valid because they weren't drafted by a hotshot lawyer? We don't think so.